Lost At Sea

Help. I don't know how I got here.

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Fap, of course. Then dive underwater and dwell in a wonderland of suspended semen in a move I like to call, "The Snowglobe".
examine surroundings
Stick the boomerang up your butt
Put your swimsuit on your head! Then pretend you're an elephant with the boomerang, Hooray! Water Spout!!!
This is the end. Better fap.
Drink the water.
shout "Why am I here?"
inflate swimsuit to use as an improvised floaty
Put the boomerang in your pocket in an attempt to attract mermaids
Throw boomerang underwater and see if it comes back
Wear the swimsuit over your head, take down a seagull with your boomerang and eat it, you're gonna need proteins.
Wash your hair and armpits, that sea water is pretty dirty
Wear the swimsuit over your head.
Eat the swimsuit
examine surroundings

Top Suggestions

Wear the swimsuit on your head! Swim to the boat and seize it pretending you're a pirate.
Dig deeper
Make a flag out of the boomerang and the swimsuit to catch the boats attention
Shit, a boat! Swim the other way.
try to start a water splash fight with the boat
sink the boat with the boomerang
Remove your toupee and wave it like a flag to signal the boat.
Swim away from the boat.
Fart.
attach swimsuit to boomerang and throw it at the ship
Throw the swimsuit at the boat to get their attention, and hope it flies back
DON'T WAVE IT DOWN! It's obviously the Titanic.

Ignore it and check underwater surroundings.
Ignore the ship, look in the other direction.
Check to see if there are pirates on the ship.
You'll never catch it in time throw the boomerang at it. To catch it's attention.
Fart, see if it makes you move, and if does, swim to the ship. Otherwise, throw the boomerang
COMPLETED

This story was completed on June 13, 2014 with the help of 158 people. You can talk about this story at the discussion page.

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COMPLETED

This story was completed on June 13, 2014 with the help of 158 people. You can talk about this story at the discussion page.

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