Lost At Sea

By Rob   •  50 posts
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Rob
June 12, 2014 @ 5:59 pm
Help. I don't know how I got here.

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Fap, of course. Then dive underwater and dwell in a wonderland of suspended semen in a move I like to call, "The Snowglobe". By Oliver   •  June 2014   •  4 votes
examine surroundings By Dylan   •  June 2014   •  4 votes
Stick the boomerang up your butt By Wumbologist   •  June 2014   •  3 votes
Put your swimsuit on your head! Then pretend you're an elephant with the boomerang, Hooray! Water Spout!!! By savchamb   •  June 2014   •  2 votes
This is the end. Better fap. By SHARKATTACK   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
Drink the water. By Protector Of Chickens   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
shout "Why am I here?" By edd426   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
inflate swimsuit to use as an improvised floaty By frozen_inferno17   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
Put the boomerang in your pocket in an attempt to attract mermaids By prixie123   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
Throw boomerang underwater and see if it comes back By DaMan   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
Wear the swimsuit over your head, take down a seagull with your boomerang and eat it, you're gonna need proteins. By Lea_z   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
Wash your hair and armpits, that sea water is pretty dirty By froge   •  June 2014
Wear the swimsuit over your head. By alice   •  June 2014
Eat the swimsuit By Fri77   •  June 2014
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Rob
June 12, 2014 @ 6:05 pm
Dylan suggested:examine surroundings

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Wear the swimsuit on your head! Swim to the boat and seize it pretending you're a pirate. By Lea_z   •  June 2014   •  8 votes
Dig deeper By SHARKATTACK   •  June 2014   •  6 votes
Make a flag out of the boomerang and the swimsuit to catch the boats attention By Diogu   •  June 2014   •  5 votes
Shit, a boat! Swim the other way. By Oliver   •  June 2014   •  4 votes
try to start a water splash fight with the boat By puzina   •  June 2014   •  3 votes
sink the boat with the boomerang By ToppingStork   •  June 2014   •  2 votes
Remove your toupee and wave it like a flag to signal the boat. By sugabe   •  June 2014   •  2 votes
Swim away from the boat. By Pendulum91   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
Fart. By dummy999   •  June 2014   •  1 vote
attach swimsuit to boomerang and throw it at the ship By Dylan   •  June 2014
Throw the swimsuit at the boat to get their attention, and hope it flies back By froge   •  June 2014
DON'T WAVE IT DOWN! It's obviously the Titanic.

Ignore it and check underwater surroundings. By savchamb   •  June 2014
Ignore the ship, look in the other direction. By Zygersaf   •  June 2014
Check to see if there are pirates on the ship. By Protector Of Chickens   •  June 2014
You'll never catch it in time throw the boomerang at it. To catch it's attention. By prixie123   •  June 2014
Fart, see if it makes you move, and if does, swim to the ship. Otherwise, throw the boomerang By DaMan   •  June 2014
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This story was completed on June 13, 2014 with the help of 158 people. You can talk about this story at the discussion page.

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Lost At Sea

June 12, 2014
7 pm - 10 pm
June 13, 2014
5 pm - 6 pm

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COMPLETED

This story was completed on June 13, 2014 with the help of 158 people. You can talk about this story at the discussion page.

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