Lost At Sea

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Top Suggestions

Be abducted into the squids uterus, become fetis
ah there's your hat!
Laugh at how the squid looks like a penis
You're a fucking boat, why are you sinking?
Ask for a new hairsnit.
Poop out the boat and flip off the squid.
Wear the squid as a hat.
PUT HIM IN YOUR BUTT
How the hell did the squid get big again?
Fuck it, Wave hello!
Use your boat powers!
Seduce squid.
Ride him to your home
Use your boat powers to NOT SINK.
Give the boat to the squid as compensation for using him as a hat.
Relinquish your gills and make like the Titanic and sink.
Pee on the squid head so you can be twins.
Show the squid the ink in your hair. Remind him you are his king.
Yay! Your hat is back!
Wait for the squid to die from radiation.
You have boat powers. You can float.
Victory guitar solo!
Play Splatoon with the Squid
Finally, end with re-enacting Titanic. The squid can be your Jack.
take a piss, no one will notice
Check butt inventory.
Ride the squid like a horse
Is it just me or does his head look like a penis?
Shove it up your bum.
Victory dance!
Quick! evacuate your bowels! the squid will eat the zombie guy
wake up and realize that you really are just super wasted on some drug dealer's floor
Pat his head if you can call it a head he is kinda one big head
Now that you're back to square one, search for the Lost City of Atlantis.
Boats float, right? Float back up and sail away victoriously.
use your boat powers to sail into the horizon with your squid pal
Be abducted into the squids uterus, become fetus
Hooray!!
COMPLETED

This story was completed on June 13, 2014 with the help of 158 people. You can talk about this story at the discussion page.

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COMPLETED

This story was completed on June 13, 2014 with the help of 158 people. You can talk about this story at the discussion page.

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