My Magical Skiing Adventure!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was the very first story I ever did, in 2006 on the Explosm.net forums. It was deleted accidentally, and while I managed to recover the vast majority, there was one part missing. In the missing part, a made-up user named "Unknown" is the only one suggesting since the original suggestions were lost. I also added an ending, since it didn't have one before! It's at the end.
One day I was sitting at home, watching TV and eating Cheetos.
Suddenly, I grew dissatisfied with life.
I needed to get out of the usual routine, so I decided to climb Mount Everest...
...and then SKI DOWN THE SIDE!!!!!!
My guide suspected nothing, as we made our trek to the summit.
Finally, the moment of truth was upon me. I put on my skis.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a great gust of wind hit me!
I found myself careening out of control, flying down the slope backwards at 80 miles an hour!
WHOOSH!!
As I sailed through the air, I blacked out.
I awoke later, and found myself at the bottom of a deep ice chasm.
I quickly checked my inventory.
And now, here I find myself, trapped at the bottom of an icy crevice with extra underwear, $5, and a half-empty bag of Cheetos.
What do I do?? Where do I go??
Help!

Top Suggestions

Pour the damn cheetos in the underwear!
Pour the damn cheetos in the underwear!
Not surprisingly, they fell through.

Top Suggestions

Put the cheetos bag on your head and follow the bear tracks. Bears are usually friendly and give advice on how to prevent forest fires.
Build a snowman to lighten your spirits.
Take the elastic out of the underwear and use it the strap the bag of cheetos over your face so that you suffocate. But first, write a will leaving the $5 to me on the remaining material. If no ink available, use your own blood.
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This story was completed on August 5, 2010 with the help of 127 people.

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This story was completed on August 5, 2010 with the help of 127 people.

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