Testing, 1 2 3

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story will move VERY slowly, because I'll be jotting down notes constantly. You can write notes too!
Be sure to let us know how we can improve things by emailing me at rob@storydump.com
LET THE TESTING BEGIN
Hmmm. Okay.
AUUGHH!!

Top Suggestions

Check your hotbar for available attacks!
Pee on the lady bug to prove your dominance.
Try to shove that stiff looking plant adjacent to you into its eye
Hug it!
EAT IT
Get under the desk.
Defend yourself with the plant!
feed him the potted plant and pray the plastic jams his colon
shoot laser beams from your eyes!
Summon frederico and fap the bug to death
Use your Flaming Gas Attack.
laser eyes!!!!
throw plant at the bug!
He climbs up the plant, to hide. the lady bug gets some coffee.
kill it with the chair!
use the plant!
Quick! Hit it over the head with your computer chair!
Pee on the lady bug to prove your dominance.

Top Suggestions

click "report the bug" button on your computer and see what happens!
Maybe the bug just doesn't like your expressionless face, try being happy!
slip out of your pants
SCREAM!
Wheel away in your computer chair for a manly escape!
...now fart!
are you going to look in your inventory anytime soon, or get eaten?
Poo in its mouth, you need to establish that dominance!
It's only one leg, You have two. Let him have the leg replace yours with the plant!
Crap your pants so it will leave you alone.
Continue peeing in its mouth! It's the only way!
Have an elephant make an appearance.
hang from its mouth and poke it in the eye with your trusty pocket finger
fart.
Remove your right shoe and throw it at one of the ladybugs eyes.
Use a splash attack!
Lady bug throws manly man at computer. Computer is magically fixed.
kick your shoe into his eye!
the bug turns into a goat and rams the guy.
Light a fart in its mouth.
Try to eat it.
bite off your leg so the bug can't, to be spiteful. then hit it with the plant.
leave your leg, get the hell out of there!!!
Quick! Fart in the bug's mouth! You're already aiming at the enemy!
That should keep her away...
grab the chair
grab your chair and hit it in the face!!!
Cuss him out in German
Crap your pants.
Grab the chair with your right foot.
Headbutt the wall to flee
Sacate los pantalones.
COMPLETED

This story was completed on June 21, 2010 with the help of 153 people.

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This story was completed on June 21, 2010 with the help of 153 people.

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